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They ought to go to hell where it is. Some come from Bible verses some from hymns and some are.

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. You think normal dad jokes are groan-worthy. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you. Below are hilarious quotes about church attendance to which every Christian can relate to.

I have as much authority as the Pope i just dont have as many people who believe it. 8265 3796 votes. Going to church doesnt.

8256 1459 votes. 10 A true and faithful Christian does not make holy living an accidental thing. If you think God doesnt have a sense of humor.

It is his great concern. It happened by snaccident. Which animal is Elishas favorite.

Weve got 45 clean Christian jokes that will be sure to make your sides split like the Red Sea. 130 Funny and Motivational Quotes written by Steven Wright. 100 Funny Christmas Quotes.

On church signs t-shirts mugs and glasses and bumper stickers. Sailors ought never to go to the house of God. Its funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye.

Its funny how good memories can make you cry its funny how forever never seems. Where can we find evidence that Jesus egged people in the BibleTake my yoke upon you He says in Matthew 1129. 37 I didnt mean to gain weight.

Either way these funny Christmas quotes are sure to bring good tidings to you and your kin and help get you into the holiday spirit. 36 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. The good Lord didnt create anything without a purpose but the fly comes close.

Wait until theyre related to the. 35 The fridge is a perfect example of what matters is on the inside. Funny Christian Sayings.

9 The Christian Religion as I understand it is the best. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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